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nothingsimpossibleifyoubelieve:
LMAO hhahahahahahhaha
Oh my god! Who actually caught a picture of the Queen laughing?!
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I just had this quick fantasy that I owned a fox and it went hunting with Ilta, Scotty and I and by hunting, I mean zombie hunting.
I once had a dream when I was about 4 or 5 where I met a little fox wearing a dress who could talk. We went on adventures and since then, I’ve dreamt and dreamt of meeting such a fox.
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Pretty disturbing movie tbh
Got a bit of a pain in me gulliver this week for sure.
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Ryan Gosling is the only man who can make my cry over a sex doll. Such a good movie!
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When you go to pick up your monthly twelve dollar prescription from Walgreens, don’t pull a Marcela and assume that the pharmacist is hitting on you when he hands it over and smilingly says, “no charge!” Because yes, I’m sure this man I’ve never met until this moment is willing to risk his career and prison-free life to give a girl some prescribed drugs in hopes of receiving a phone number in exchange. You can imagine the look of pure embarrassment displayed on my face when he clarified that my insurance covered it.
DOH!
Baby Bemis’s first photo. We get to find out what this little squid is at the end of August! (sorry if ultrasound pics weird anyone out…I think it’s pretty awesome we can see these things!) (Taken with Instagram)
BABY BEMIS!

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